

Keep It To Yourself! (1976)
Basta che non si sappia in giro!..
Not recommended for children under 14 (TV rating).
Overview
Three episodes of casual erotic character: a porn scriptwriter and his secretary, a man locked up among homosexuals, and a shy man who decides to hire a prostitute over the phone.
Cast & Crew
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Signore e signori, buonanotte
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Fun Is Beautiful
Un sacco bello
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Hard to Die
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L'amore è eterno finché dura
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The Monster
Il mostro
A vicious serial sex killer is on the loose, and landscape gardener and shop-window outfitter Loris is the prime suspect, thanks to his unfortunate habit of getting caught in compromising situations (for which there is always a totally innocent explanation that the police fail to spot). Undercover policewoman Jessica is assigned by eccentric police psychologist Taccone to follow Loris.

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An uptight advertising exec has his entire life in a filofax organizer which mistakenly ends up in the hands of a friendly convict who poses as him.
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